December 2009
44 posts
13 Things a Burglar Won't Tell You
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste … and taste means...
Law 4: Always Say Less than Necessary.
itsamazing:
When you are trying to impress people with words, the more you say, the more common you appear, and the less in control. Even if you are saying something banal, it will seem original if you make it vague, open-ended, and sphinxlike. Powerful people impress and intimidate by saying less. The more you say, the more likely you are to say something foolish.
(via The 48 Rules of Power...
13837 x your age x 73 = ? Try it. You’ll get an...
13837 x your age x 73 = ? Try it. You’ll get an interesting result..
jeminamarie:
breathesophie:
I have no idea how the heck this works, and my brain would probably overheat and burst into a messy pulp if I even attempted to figure it out.
i couldnt help but try it :D
The A.C. Slater toilet seat position →
The A.C. Slater Toilet Seating.
WatchMontage 2010
WatchMotion projects from the past year or so. It’s been a crazy year, recently been focused on web design and new/social media development. 2009 included: Motion projects, projection installations, interactive installations, text message projects, multi-touch development, websites, graphic design. Yeah. I love ALL of it. originalLGB.com
MIT uses pyramid scheme to successfully locate 10...
“Earlier this week DARPA, the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, moored ten, 8 ft red, weather balloons in undisclosed locations across the United States.
The DARPA Network Challenge offered a prize of $40,000 to the person or group who first identified all the locations.
The MIT Group which won the challenge used a clever pyramid incentive scheme. Each balloon was worth $4000. The...
WatchThe decade according to 9-year-olds on Vimeo Frickin AMAZING
WatchRotating Kitchen.
WatchLady Gaga attacks the 90’s with awesome new video: Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
IE6 Support- Email Exchange with Client
Email to Client:
I want to take a moment to talk about Internet Explorer. I got an email yesterday from XXX saying there were issues with viewing the site using internet explorer. I’ve tested the site in Internet Explorer 7 + and have found it to work bug-free. Unfortunately I do not offer coding suport for IE6 (released in 2001) for numerous reasons. Here is what wikipedia...
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “I would like you to incorporate my cats into the logo.”
Me: “Ok, I can add a cat illustration to the logo.”
Client: “No, I don’t want the cats illustrated.”
Me: “Should I set up a session with a professional photographer then?”
Client: “You can’t do that- they are both died ten years ago. I’ll send over some snapshots I took of them- just make them glow, sort...
Graphic Designer or labouring, van-based web...
clientsfromhell:
In reply to application for a graphic design vacancy
Thanks for your reply and interest in the position of print designer with xxxx. If successful you will be expected to work a three-month, pro bono probationary period and will spend three days in the week labouring on site with our construction workers. It is possible that you will have to design the website during you...
Happy Bearthday
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